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You can't swing a dead cat without hitting a news story about the economy these days. Everywhere around the country and around the world people are struggling to make ends meet. People are losing their jobs. Families who had no financial worries a few years ago are suddenly finding themselves struggling to make ends meet and just keep a roof over their heads.

I realize the rich in the world live in some kind of alternate reality, but read this and tell me to do not want to literally set this guy and his stupid fucking dog on fire. LINK-TO-OMG-WTF

There are stories all the time about the excesses of the rich, but to spend 4.2mil on a tiara for a 8lb dog? That is just a whole different realm of excess. Maybe he shouldn't die in a fire though. That would be too quick and wouldn't really get the point across. What would be really awesome is if we could pull of some kind of 'Trading Places' situation like they did with Dan Akroyd and Eddie Murphy in the movie. Take that pompus idiot and strip away all his money and houses and make him work at McD's for minimum wage. Make him go home to a 1 bedroom apartment and live off top ramen. Give the fucker some perspective because obviously someone who can drop 4mil on dog bling has ZERO contact with reality.

If you haven't seen the Lewis Black bit where he talks about rich people and the stupid shit they do, check it out.



"I don't believe you one-up someone just by buying something bigger.. if you really want to shake someone up and fuck with them, what you do is use that money in a way they never imagine. You know what I would have done with that money? I would hire a young woman in her 20's and pay her an amazing salary .. give her the best pension and health insurance.. and she would be my personal ball washer."

As outrageous as that sounds, at least he would be employing someone with the money he is spending. Watch the whole video though as he talks about the excesses of the overly rich and the idiots that stole all that money from their companies like Adelphia and Enron. Lewis Black is a riot. I would love to go drinking with him.

Maltese dogs are lame to begin with.. but now with that tiara, I really want to have someone dangle a treat in the air so the dog is standing on his back legs like he is tee'd up and then punt his ugly little ass through the uprights on a football field. His tiara would of course fall off and I would take it, sell it and use the money to pay a whole mass of people to do nothing but follow that tool around and call him and idiot non-stop til he goes insane and checks into an asylum. Look at this picture and tell me you don't have an overwhelming urge to drop kick his smug little tiara-wearing ass.